Adios Amigos

To whom it may concern,

Im so excited to express this i have to do it in multiple language. Saying it once is just aint enough. Even saying it over and over again is still not good enough. So here we go:

Italian - vai al diavolo
Russian - пошел к черту
Greek - πάει στην κόλαση
Spanish - ir al infierno
German - gehen in die Hölle
Japanese - 地獄に行く
English - Go to hell

Italian - mai venire di nuovo
Russian - никогда не прийти снова
Greek - ποτέ δεν έρχονται ξανά
Spanish - nunca vendré otra vez
German - nie wieder
Japanese - 戻って来ること
English - Never come again

So yeah, i meant what i said, truly deeply madly. With all my heart and soul. Wish to see you again.. NOT!! And i know, u know who you are.

Warmest Regards,
The-bitch-that-loves-sushi

Proportionate

Im prone to sickness. Thats just me. But, in some situations, i let myself be sick. Not that i prayed to be sick, but im not helping my body to cope with the illness, to not cure neither to remedy the unwellness. Thats what it is now. Im not feeling better, neither do i work it so i would feel better.

Shopping when sick is good tho. Minimal thinking taken place. Bought new black skinny jeans and blouse, both for rm78 :) :) :) Both off the same brand. Difference is: Top is L, bottom is XXL. L for Lanky. Rite. ♥

Anyways.. Not going company karaoke tonight. Not feeling too fit to be within 10m radius from people i dont favor. Thanks.

Chow-

Blessing in Disguise

Went to Melaka on Sunday with Aainaa, sending off her lil brother to UniKL Melaka. Had awesome ikan bakar and sotong bakar at Pengkalan Balak. Everything was lalallalala until we get to the going-home part. Stuck in massive traffic jam on the highway. 7 km in 40 minutes. And u know wat would normally happen when you stuck in traffic? Your bladder will suddenly started to function. We were in desperate need for toilet. R&R was only 5 km away, and that equals 30 mins. Damn. Finally got home after 3 and half hours, for 120km journey. Great. And the sore throat begins...

Went to office monday morning sounding like Awie, thinking the rock star in me would go away once i started talking. Wrong. I sounded like Steve Tyler after half an hour. I shall be a rock star.

Down with human flu. Got 2 days-off from the lovely Dr. Abdul Munaff Gafoor from SP Specialist Clinic, Damansara Utama. *Highly recommended*

Slept the whole afternoon on Monday, after super drowsy dosage from the doctor. Woke up thinking im going jogging, hoping the sweat would reduce the sore throat and flu. Wrong. It was already 7.30pm when i woke up. *Sila lupakan niat murni mu itu, cik wan nadiah* Instead, went for dinner at Papa Rich with Anne. Had a super healthy kuey teow soup and tofu. Yummmmmm...

Back in office today. Last name of first client i talked to today: Ciccocioppo. Wats with all these funny-named people?

Back to work. Chow.

Animosity

Really. U still think i care? FUCK IT.

Abomination

What makes u think escalating the issue to the superior would make me any different to what i already am? What makes u think it concerns me whether or not the matter communicated to me by anyone at any level? Please man, grow up. I knew this was coming, u make me hate it even more. In fact, u make me hate YOU even more. I appreciate u doing ur part. Apologise, im not gonna do mine. I dont take options, i made up my own choices, all decisions are all on me. Being understanding, i know some people are born slow-learner, but ur just plain dumb, the dumbest person iv known, u topped the list, congratulations. Again, please... cut the crap.

One Durian a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

(Playing Orton)

Let the photos do the narration.

Extremely overexposed :p


Durian+Longan=Dungan


Sarah the cousin


Sexy.Hippo


Pwetty Pwincess


Kamal the russian

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Princess is going back to Melbourne on Friday. Last shot of durians and longans before heading off to country of apples and oranges. Boring....

A Weekend at Kampong

I cant believe i have sooooooooo many lil cousins. Heaps of them. Me and kids.... Hmmmm....... I shall start liking kids. Well i do, only non-speaking, non-crying, non-running-around lil kids. Errrrr....

I was like a grandma, telling off the kids:

"Hey kids! Dont run in the kitchen!"

"Hey! Stop fighting"

"Sit properly!"

"Eat with your right hand and dont spill ur food on the floor!"

Im old. Ageing old lady. A spinster.

It was nice to see all the aunties and uncles. Last time i was back in Alor Star was in January last year, for PakSu's wedding. Now we met again, and he already has his 3 months old Amirrul :) And not so much of a surprise, everyone has the same question for me.

Favourite question of everyone: When r u getting married?
Favourite answer of mine: I dont want to ever get married.

Like hello, if i knew when im getting married, with who, il be distributing my cards already, and trust me, the whole world will know. My private life is public, remember. Im not hating them for the query, its totally understandable. Iv been working for 2 years and financially stable. Thinking about it theres always FAQ's at any stage of life.

@uni: When r u going to finish?
@work: When r u getting married?
@1styear marriage: When r u getting a baby?
@1stbaby: When the 2nd one coming?

So be it. If i can answer u, i will. Otherwise, u'l get one of those annoying answer of mine ;)

Overall, the trip was pleasant. Mak tok is cute as ever. Food was awesome. Mama's dalcha is the bestest of the bestestest. Be with the sisters was good. Husna and her stupid jokes, Aishah with her HARRR jokes.

Photos to come. Its 4.58pm. Roger and out. Chow!

Making fool of themselves

@Euro Moda, Alor Star

M: Tanak pakai lace ke untuk wedding hilmee nanti?
A: Aishah nak! Jom la kakek kite pakai lace
H: Oh noooo!!!!
N: No wayyyy!!!
(H&N berpelukan seperti dalam drama melayu di TV1)

Abang kedai: Adik, kat kedai ni ade camera.

Thanks.

Nenek saye..

..muke macam saye. Hmm.. Mungkin saye yang muke macam nenek saye. Saye rindu nenek saye.

Ripped from Cik Ja's Facebook :)

6 hours more to see Mak Tok.
1 hour to weekend.

Bye (^_^)\/

Perlu ke?

• Awak cari pasal ngan saye?
• Awak jawab soalan saye dengan jawapan yang bodoh? Its close ended question, dumbass!
• Awak buat lawak2 tak kelakar awak tu?
• Awak berlakon comel macam kanak2 padahal umur awak dah 30 tahun? LOSER!!
• Awak jadi culturally insensitive? (Cant find the malay word)
• Awak jadi bodoh sangat?
• Awak complain setiap hari Malaysia ni panas?
• Awak ade kat sini? Blah laaaaaaaaaaaa!! Menyemak!!!!!!!!!

Saye benci kerja saya sebab awak ade kat tempat kerja saya. Awak bodoh.

Failed Attempt

Attempted shopping for the millionth time. And for the 999,999th time, failed.

Shopping list:

• Running shoes
• Compact camera
• Netbook

Well really, went to Sunway Pyramid to pick up new credit card from Maybank (FINALLY). And since i was already there (with a girl) i decided to go galavanting and had some browsing for some essentials as listed above ;)

Went in the shopping mall with full on spirit to shop till i drop! (Semangat membeli belah sekental pahlawan berkuda) And i came out shopping mall withhhhhhh (drum roll pleaseeee) ... taraaaaaaaaaa:




Sisters Crispy Popiah yang amat lazat *Clap*clap*clap*

Tahniah cik wan nadiah!

Fifty Percent

Did 50% of initial target of 20 laps on 25m swimming pool. Yes, i only did 10 laps last nite. Camne nak masuk paralympic camni hah?

Si Gemuk yang penat

Reunion was a blast! After 8 years, semua orang dah BESAR! Literally. As usual, talking bout the same thing over and over again, and still laughed at it. 3 Gigih forever. Kelas berlagak dan riak dan menang semua pertandingan dan sangat menyampah. Hello, tgk la sape ketua kelas kan. Mesti la gile kuasa.

Tag along Syazani (Paul Walker) and Hannanah on Syazani's Proton Persona yang amat hebat. Gerak from PUTRAJAYA at 7.00am and was already in front of Firdaus's yard at 9.30am. AMAZING!


First stop: Firdaus's place for breakfast. Mee kari adalah awesome. Gelak sampai gugur buah pinggang.


Second stop: Black Canyon, East Coast Mall. Coffee was super cool. Again, gelak sampai tercabut paru-paru.


Third stop: Azleen's place. Jemput2 yang lazat. Yummm... And laughing still.


Fourth stop: Diba's place. Her birthday barbeque. Happy 23rd Diba! Sotong bakar was super lazat. Hip hip hooray! And yes, the laughing continues.

Last stop: Faezar's chalet. No photos. Everyone was so serious. Hmm......................

p/s: Did i mention we ran through everyone's name in 3 Gigih '01, trying to locate each whereabouts? From class report? Wrong. From the class t-shirt! Haha!

Owh and one more thing, sorry Azleen. Im not at fault.


Photos courtesy: Firdaus & Sofi (gelak sorang2. hihihihihihhihi)

Eyelids refuse to stay at the top

Akmar wrote a contract for herself:
Jog twice a week
Swim twice a week
No rice till end of July
No ice cream

Sounds simple?

We went Sri Thai in PJ last nite NZ division team dinner. She had a mountain of rice in her plate, and to my surprise, she finished it! On our way back, stop by Shell, and she bought ice cream!

The housemates - SexyHippo, Hani, Minn, Akmar


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Had a talk with Encik Botak last nite. I knew he was in front of the pc, but he refused to book our tickets to Kota Bharu. PEMALAS! MENGADE! MENYAMPAH! Banyak sangat ke tenaga awak nak pakai nak book tiket tu hah?! Dah la hari2 main facebook kat ofis! MENYAMPAH!

Lompatan feminine Encik Botak


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Going Kuantan tonight for 3 Gigih Reunion. Giler gigih, semangat btol. Kate ketua kelas kan. Heheheheh. Mama having some drama bout me going alone. Mama, someone else is driving, im just gonna sleep the whole way. Thanks Encik Driver Bas!

Princess, Hilmee, The Queen. And u question me having gedik pose?


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4 hours more to weekend. You go girl! Hiyarghhhhhhhhhhh! Bye :)

Like duhh...

I think some people are born with the brain outside the skull. In the knee, where the cartilage lies, or in the ass where all the fats are. Hence all the not-so-smart questions and statements.

• "Hello. U kat office kan? Tgh buat ape tu?" Mesti la tgh main kejar2 kat ofis ni, ape soalan awak ni?
• "Hello. Ko dah tido ke?" Aah, aku tgh mimpi cakap telefon dgn kau
• "Kalau aku tanye ko marah tak?" Aku mmg suke orang tanye soalan2 yg buat aku marah. Seronok rasenye
• "Nak pegi bowling? Buat ape?" Haven't i tell u before we can catch some fish at the bowling place and jigging some squid from the bowling lanes?
• "Wahhhh, 10 tahun lepas aunty tgk Nadiah ni kecik je, sekarang dah besar" Wow! Really? Wat a useful information! I never knew that from toddler to teenage to adult, we will all be in different size. Btw, Benjamin Button goes to same school as me.
• Do u want to be rich and successful?" Nope. I thought u knew i like being poor and unsuccessful.
  

And some people are just blessed with functional brain that will only shoot out smart questions and statements

• "Kenape ko pandai sangat eh?" I just am.
• "U look super gorgeous" I know!
• "U r even more attractive when ur successful" Thanks.

I do not tolerate stupid people (-_-)

Input vs Output

- Puasa sunat hari isnin/ bulan Rejab
- Makan mee bandung dgn banyaknye
- Lai Chee Kang suam (abang, bile saye kate suam maksudnye tiada ais ye, bukan nye ais satu gunung)
- Swim - 5 laps (4th laps had major cramped, managed to push it to 5th lap, then kojol)
- Makan durian dengan banyaknye

Macam mane nak kurus?

Selamat Hari Jadi Amerika!

July 4th 2009
Wedding overload. Saz's on the afternoon, and Hanna's at night.

Wedding no.1: It was merely a reunion gathering rather than wedding celebration at Sazli's wedding reception. Cant remember when was the last we all gather together, cant recall when was the last time we had so many Perth peeps to be in one event. Scary part: Everyone is getting bigger.

They havent uploaded the rest. Here's one i can see in Facebook :p

Wedding no.2: I went alone. As usual, expecting to see other Perth peeps at the wedding. At my surprise, no other Perth peeps was there. Just me. Sitting at the table sorang2. Damn. Lucky i chose the correct table. The 2 other girls there was super friendly. I made new friends! Shaela and Nadira :D And food was amazing! 4 thumbs up!

FYI, they're twins. Im closer to Hudra, than i am to Hanna :) But we were all in the same Auditing class back in uni. Congrats babe!!

Hot Body

Title above is referring to a client's name. Chris Panasbodi. Whats with all these people with funny name?

Lets Learn Spelling!

J: Hi, im Jeremy calling from Jimenez & Associates.
N: Sorry, could u spell that out for me, please.
J: Of course. Its J- for Japan, I- for India, M- for Mauritus, E- for Netherlands ....

Rite. 4 thumbs up!