I was mean I know..

.. but theres only one word was I awaited

.. and that shouldn't be too complicated

.. 5 letters, one word to be delivered

.. nevermind, it has been you decided

S.O.R.R.Y

I am mean..

..dont tell me ur surprised.

Out With The Retards

Place: Sungai Congkak

Instrument: Fenderina

Lead Stunt: Abang Botak

Supporting Retard Stunt: Baby Mumu

Supporting Retard Stunt 2: Ashley

Stunt Artists Preparing

Pendekar Tiga

Cross Between Mr&Mrs Smith dan Aksi LihatlahLubangHidungku

The RunningOutOfPose Pose

Lihat mukaku, gembira kan?

Encem kan? Hik Hik Hik

2nd Place: Hot Spring

Puteri Ashley

Nasib baik dah tukar baju. Kalau tak ade yg terjun tu kang.

SexyHippo pakai skirt. Retard hell.

Then proceed to Curve, tgk Sherlock Holmes. Sumpah best giler hell. Lunch at Paddington and dessert at Theobroma. Calling it off with a freaking 5 long hours of karaoke. Oh, jangan tanye kenape video tersebut ialah gelap. SexyHippo tak terfikir nak bukak flash (-_-") Sikit je record pastu bateri fon abis.

Meri Kissmes

Ho Ho Ho!

Traffic on chrismas eve sucks ass!

Macam tahi!

U noe tahi?

Everyone's going party in Sunway Lagoon, OU, Curve, Star Hill.

U noe wats odd?

They'r all Malay.

Kisah di Labuan

Adik lelaki telah melanggar roller kat kedai runcit. Ala, roller blind yg pakcik kedai tu letak depan kedai supaya cahaya matahari tak masuk, so tak silau. Ingatkan dalam citer2 prank je org terlanggar mende2 camtu. Nasib baik ade Permai Polyclinics, ala2 separa serious gak la, kena cuci pastu kena glue.

Owh, ini gambar kakak2 kesayangan yg gembira. Cam takde kaitan, I noe.

Kay Kay

Siri gambar bercerita:

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, 19-23 Dec 2009.
Photos taken from 3 cameras :D

p/s: No photos from Labuan.

Low Cost Carrier Terminal

Nak dendam ngan makcik cuci toilet LCCT. Nampak line skit punye panjang, boleh la nak duduk2 dulu ,tukar2 kasut, tgk2 cermin betulkan rambut, baru nak alihkan the "Cleaning in Progress" signboard. Pastu boleh tgk2 sambil buat muka "Hey im in power here! This is my territory! Selagi aku tak tanggalkan board ni korang takleh masuk! MUAHAHAHHAHA"

Damn you!!

Oh, nasib baik toilet dia ade toilet-seat-cleaner. I love that shit. Boleh digunakan tanpa was-was (^.^)Y

Wedding Gifts

Here's one thing.

I never bring any gifts when attending weddings.

Why?

Because theres thousand of gifts on the table. One missing wouldnt hurt.

Plus.

With thousands of wrapped boxes there, i doubt the newlyweds would even remember which is mine; neither would they appreciate it as much.

Maybe im a lil wrong with the appreciation part.

Our guest house in KB now is loaded with presents, gifts, boxes, hampers, envelopes. And believe it or not, my dad made my brother note down who gave what. Each and every one of them. They were all documented.

Still.

I dont bring gifts to wedding. Execption to group present. I have no issue chipping in for gifts. Just that shopping for presents isnt my thing.

Again.

With all the boxes left unattended at home, im thinking. If i were to get married one day, can i have this one line written on my wedding card "PLEASE CONTACT THE BRIDE-TO-BE FOR CONFIRMATION OF GIFTS. OTHERWISE, ONLY CASH IS ACCEPTED. THANKS."

This way, no gifts will be wasted and all will be highly appreciated. Its a win-win situation. Hik hik hik.

p/s: Accepted gifts includes Food Processor, Coffee Machine, Vacuum Cleaner, Oven Toaster, Microwave Oven, Non-Stick Pans/Pots, Samurai Sharp Knifes. Oh, for probly a group of 5-10, they can chip in and buy washing machine or medium-sized fridge. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Happy New Year!

Selamat Tahun Baru, 1 Muharam 1431.

Azam tahun baru ialah:

• Mendapat kerja baru yang bergaji besar dan kerja short hours dan dekat ngan rumah dan ade boss yang baik.
  
  
  
• Bergembira setiap hujung minggu dan makan makanan yang enak dan menggemukkan.
  
  
  
• Menghabiskan semua perfume yang masih bersisa kerana mahu beli perfume baru. Marc Jacobs Daisy here I come! FYI kali terakhir membeli perfume ialah June 2007, ketika baru habis belajar, 8 botol perfume 100mL from Aussie babeh.
  
  
  
• Kembali ke berat badan normal. 68kg. Nothing more nothing less.
  
  
  
• Mengurangkan pembelian kasut2 yang bercorak binatang dan buah-buahan.
  
  
  
• Membeli original copy of Windows 7.
  
  
  
• Bangun solat subuh sebelum matahari berkata hello kepada dunia. Lepas tu tido la balik kan.. Hehehe.
  
  
  
• Pergi breakfast at Cameron Highlands, minum tea dan makan scones with fresh cream and strawberry jam.
  
  
  
• Paling ter-important, saye nak hepi hepi hepi! HEPI itu perasaan yang best!
  
  
  

Banyak lagi.. Tapi tak ingat dah. Nanti kalau ingat saye sambung ogeh!

Again, SELAMAT TAHUN BARU!

Ok fine!

Il do the proper way to earn cash.

Yela, yela. Nak cari keje la ni. Tak nampak ke hah?

Went through job street, nothing interesting.

Went to GE website, theres a few analysts vacancies in the States.

Clicked apply.

Attached resume.

Then they asked for cover letter.

Damn i just remember i dont have one.

Clicked cancel.

Next time la cari keje.

Its 4.00 am.

Time to get beauty sleep.

Gudnite people!

I need cash!

And i know one great way to get instant cash.

Like... A lot of them!

I wanna get married.

People give cash on wedding day.

Like.. A lot!

Like really.. A lot lot lot!

You can't escape me.

Walaupon suare awak tak sehebat David Cook, but me likey. Ahaks!

Kanak2 Di Atas Umur

Hepi besday kazen ipar dan kazen kesayangan! Anda dah berumur 21 tahun. Sila bangga. Oh, sila kawen cepat2 juge :D Hehehehhehe..

Sarah & Roy. He's 2 days older, born 12/12/88. Photo from Terry Fox Run 2008.

Aktiviti Berfaedah

Cube teka ape adik lelaki buat di hari perkahwinan abang kesayangan..

Adik kesayangan menjadi mangsa keganasan kakak cantek.

Adik kesayangan memperkotak katikkan cermin mata abah.

Eh lari topik. Hah, dah teka ke blom?

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Ye, adik lelaki kesayangan membaca buku doraemon pada hari perkahwinan abang kesayangan. Berfaedah kan aktiviti tersebut?

Kependekan

Im short, so?