Ketinggian

Went high-heels shopping with the sisters.

Both of them stood at 5'7".

Im equally tall. 5'3" (-.-')

Saw this one strappy-gladiator-like heels.

3 and a half inches heels.

Nice.

Adik kesayangan said "Tapi nanti tak tinggi sgt ke aku? Nanti org ingat aku gergasi"

Kakak kesayangan said "FUCK THE SHORTIES!"

*Terasa sendiri

Kegemukan

So I was watching The Biggest Loser Asia, audition round.

10 out of 10 auditioners (please pretend this word exists) teared their eyes up to get in.

Pathetic.

I don't get it.

If you're fat, get teased and stared at, fuck it. Tease them back and stare back. And yell out "FUCK YOU SKINNY ASSHOLE!" Whats the big fuss? And eye for an eye. Pfffffft.

I still don't get it.

Why fat people normally have low self-esteem? Wat makes you think oversized creature has the only tease-able traits? People make fun of Lollipops too. Oh, those are the creatures that have Bust:Waist:Hips ratio of 1:1:1. And Baldie too. And Blackie too. And Whity too. And Amputee too. And Hairy too. U name it, fat-ass. People ragged people. All of them.

Make me understand. Please.

Ur fat. Like hell fat. Like morbidly obese. Ur humongous. U have 70% body fat. U felt shitly ugly, extremely unattractive, and awfully awful. And u wanna lose weight. Thinking u'll be prettier and attractive and full of awesomeness. Hey if ur ugly, ur ugly. Bottom line. Changing ur body size doesn't change ur beauty. Even if u think it does, get ur fat ass on ur damn car and drive to Fitness First, get that damn  gym membership and start working out, asshole! Stop whining and winging! And please, I don't believe it when u said u'v tried working out and not losing weight. Bull shit.

And I still don't understand.

Maybe I won't. Coz I'm SEXY HIPPO. Also known as KAKAK CANTEK.

Thanks. Bye.

Samat Ari Raye :)

 

Ini ialah ibu dan bapa. Takde gambar family. Semangat kekeluargaan agak kurang tahun ni. Hehehehehe.

I Won't.. Ever..

Ever... wear those ugly kebaya. Wat was wrong with the tailor? Kenape jahit kebaya aku jadi short sleeves pastu ade lace-extension? Shit, wat on earth were u thinking???!

BURUK ok!

Paham?

Sila Bangga

I've updated my resume.

Finally.

After 7 freaking weeks of pure nothingness.

And I've sent one copy to Deloitte.

Ahaks!

Lagu Cinta Yang Penuh Keju Pt.2

Versi Bahasa Kebangsaan

Belaian Jiwa – Carefree


Aku Cinta Padamu – Sheila Majid


Keabadian Cinta – Anuar Zain


Seiring Sejalan – Sharifah Aini


Sayang Menyayang – Jamal Abdillah & Fauziah Ahmad Daud

I seriously couldn't think of any other than these. Sume lagu melayu berunsurkan putus cinta. Damn you malays.

Lagu Cinta Yang Penuh Keju

Cheesy Love Songs:

When a Man Loves a Woman – Michael Bolton


My Destiny – Jim Brickman


Always & Forever – Luther Vandross


Can You Feel the Love Tonight – Elton John


Can't Help Falling in Love – Elvis Presley


Have I Told You Lately – Rod Stewart


Tonight I Celebrate My Love – Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack


PS I Love You – The Beatles


How Deep Is Your Love – The Bee Gees


You’re Still The One – Shania Twain


Happy Together – The Turtles


Unforgettable – Nat King Cole


More Than a Feeling – Boston


You Are the Sunshine of My Life – Stevie Wonders


When I Fall In Love – Nat King Cole


All My Life – KC & Jojo


Have I Told You Lately – Rod Stewart


Everything I Do (I Do It for You) – Bryan Adams


Can’t Smile Without You – Barry Manilow


What say you? Are these songs good for a wedding?

Drive Safely

Pernah tgk orang drive go-kart pakai satu tangan?

Tak pernah?

Go Genting.

Celcom Sucks Ass~!!!

Shit! No network coverage for 2 hours last nite!

Not cool!

Angel In Disguise

Adik saye memang suke berpure2.

Hi Ellen.

Walaupon badan kau macam jantan, keras macam kayu, jalan pon terkangkang, aku tetap cintakan kau.

Love,
SexyHippo

Mari Kawen? Part Two

I love weddings so much I need a continuation for Mari Kawen.

Lets start with all those hantaran. Really, why bother? A handbag with-some-flowers-decorations-on-some-silver-dulang-with-some-ugly-laces-and-ribbons-given-on-the-wedding-day are no different to a handbag I bought off the shelves in KLCC probably the week after, rite? It will serves the same function, as much as will it look identical. So why bother?

Same goes to shoes, watch, make-up sets, cakes, etc. I still don't understand the simbolic of having all these. Say if I want to give a rm50,000 Chopard watch to encik suami, really, why can't I just buy one off the retailer and give it to him? On our wedding day, but when the ceremony's over, in the room off the closed door. Kenape kena tunjuk kat semua orang what I bought for him? Apekah faedahnye?

Sama macam duit hantaran. Kalau nak kasi RM1juta sekalipun; helo encik, pernah dengar Maybank2u? Or normal cheque would do. Why do I need to show the whole world?

Once, when I said I wouldn't need to use my brother's dulang hantaran for my wedding coz I will not have any; Mama told me "Ingat ni wedding koboi ke tanak hantaran?" As for me, on my defence, I'm telling you I'm trying to be more civilised than those cowboys out there that throws pointless ceremony; and gain nothing.

Ok fine, let's put it this way. Those girls, their dreams eversince they started thinking; is to be a princess one day. To look like a drag queen super-pretty and extravagant, to wear beautiful dress, and be the centre-of-attention. This is their satisfaction, their ultimate goal. Lets not talk bout the guys. I don't care what they think. I'm talking bout me. And me, my ultimate goal is to travel to Africa and work in New York different. I never want to look like princess. But I do want to get married and have a family. Just without the princess part.

I hate how people perceived the duit hantaran as the bride's value. I heard someone said before "Hey, takkan nak mintak rm5,000 je, ko tu graduate, at least rm10,000" or "Kau takleh cakap ko tanak duit hantaran, nanti org tu ingat ko ni dah takde value". Fuck the value, people. What, kau pakai Net Present Value for capital budgeting that measures the excess or shortfall of cash flow ke untuk value aku? So here's the deal. If you really think you should give me what I'm worth, I'm going to be nice and ask for the least. Nak the whole Island of Mauritius please. Owh, and Gua Niah too. Boleh kasi ke? So this is the ultimate reason kenape aku tak mintak hantaran. Either those or nothing at all. Simple.

There's a lot more. I'll put up Part Three when I get the mood to write.

Thats it for now.

Love,
Princess Nadiah. 

Wrinkles please go away

I frowned in front of the mirror today. I have 2 lines on my forehead. It used to be super-tight, wrinkle-free. And I think I have crow-feet and laugh-lines too.

Man I'm old.

I'm 23 years and 3 months today.

I think the number of lines on my forehead are depending on how many years of age I am beyond 21.

So by 10th August 2010, I might have 3 lines.

Damn it!

Kakak Cantek & Abang Henskem

Teman abang kesayangan beli specs kawen. Ya, bukan baju kawen dan kasut kawen dan sampin kawen saje ye. Specs pon kena beli specs kawen. Baru la kawen!

Cantek kan?????????????????????????

Bedside Story

Besides the *lava lamp, my favourite bedside items are those photo frames :) Nothing fancy, just good old memories.

Man, this photo is ancient. Mas and asma were still around. Back in 2004 i think. Photo frame was farewell gift from Dee. Well, really it was her going back to Msia for good, and she bought gifts for everyone. Sweet. And aneh too :p

This one is quite recent. Taken on my graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day 2008. The frame was again a gift. Doorgift for all the graduates that day. See the name engraved at the bottom part of the photo frame? It spells "Curtin Alumni" :)

Gedik pose from Wan sekeluarga. All the girls; SexyHippo, MamaHippo, Husna Pretty, and Princess Aishah. This was taken back in December 2007, during raya haji in Alor Star. And yes, this photo frame too was a gift from Aisyah, for my 21st birthday :D 

There's another 3 photo frames. And why aren't they here on this blog? Because I look aweful in those. Heheheheheh.

Ok mau pegi airport sekarang~!

Penang here i come~!!!!

*Later I'll post a story on the lava lamp :p 

Mungkin Saye Patut..

... mula mencari kerja.

4 hari yg lepas....

We stopped at Benta for lunch on our way back from KB. Abang Botak was high on petai and patin masak tempoyak, when he suddenly...

A: Eh, mane sume petai pegi? OMG

N: Jangan pure2 bley? Awak dah abiskan sume kan. Pegi la amek lagi.

A: Tanak la. Nanti OD.

N: OD?

A: Yeah. Overdosed.

N: OooooOooooo.....

Believe it or not, I'd actually thought OD is Overdraft. Pasal tu la bunyi nye pelik jek, ape kaitan makan petai ngan overdraft? Mungkin saye rindukan bank reconciliation dan adjusting journals. Damn.

p/s: Should or should not? Deloitte Australia. Immediate vacancy.

Cleaning Up Again

So feyonce ajak pegi tgk Cuci, and i said Yes. Hehehehehhe. I have too much money too much time to spare babeh.

Upper tier, I can see the orchestra this time :p

Lihat lenganku, besar kan?

Ms Feyonce. Bandana survivor plis. Tolong la.

Getting use to the phone camera. Tak bese la camera kecik2 ni.

 We think we're sexay, so?

 Hug me babeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Flying off to penang on friday! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party on the moon?

Ok, so Shah Rukh Khan owns few acres of land on moon.

Like u can build a house there.

Imagine this.

Its new year.

You're hosting a party.

U send out invitation cards.

------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi, people! I'm gonna have a party on new year's eve. Lets rock the place babeh! You are invited alongside your partners. Below are the details:

Date: December 31st 2009
Time: 8pm onwards
Dress Code: Watever keeps u moving babeh!
Address: Moon. Yes, u read it right, i live on the moon.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Bodoh kan?

Hey Missy

Saye cintakan Pete Murray.

Saye cintakan Missy Higgins.

Kalau diorg kawen anak2 mereka akan jadi extremely-musically-talented-Aussie-children.

One way or another

I have this habit. I want something, I asked one question so the other party would deliver that statement instead of me. I guess thats just typical lazy-ass, super-demanding person. Nak berlakon innocent.

N: U tak penat? Tanak lunch?

A: Takpe la, kenyang lagi from breakfast*

N: Tapi I lapar.

A: Cakap je la u nak makan. Haishhh.

See, konon2 nak berlakon berhati baik dan konon2 ade courtesy nak tanye if encik-temankan-i-balik-kampung lapar, padahal sendiri mau makan. Hehehehhe. Hentikan lakonan mu itu :P

*FYI, breakfast makan nasi, pastu makan roti cotek 2 ketul okey. Gemut!

Kay Bee

Went back to Kay Bee (kena la eja camni, baru hip) last thursday night. Promised MamaHippo to teman her food tasting for Hilmee's wedding.

Appointment was on saturday afternoon. Husna and I had this thought of a long table full of food, then unleash the scavengers within dan berlari2 memakan makanan yang enak2. Sangkaan kami meleset. Food tasting itu rupanya ialah aktiviti merasa makanan yg sudah dipilih dan mengkomen kalau rasa dia tak enak.

The verdict:

• Ikan goreng with plum sauce - Rase macam boleh suruh Husna goreng ikan tersebut dan mencurahkan sweet chilli sauce, dan garnish.
  
  
  
• Dalca - Saye berjaya mencari 2 biji kacang dal di dalam kual dalca tersebut. Dan rasenye sedikit manis.
  
  
  
• Ayam masak merah - Too sweet. Mungkin encik chef tgh emo dgn isteri dan telah menuang sebotol sos tomato ke dalam masakan tersebut.
  
  
  
• Daging kerutuk - Keras nak mampos. Over-flavoured. Too much spice. Too salty too.
  
  
  
• Udang sambal - BERJAYA!! Lazat.
  
  
  
• Acar - Takde kaitan persaudaraan dgn lauk2 tersebut. Like "Hey, ape ko buat kat sini?"
  
  
  
• Buah - Kaler pucat semacam je. Tak semenggah btol persembahan mereka.
  
  
  
• Service - Lambat omaigod.
  
  
  

 Overall, I wouldn't go for makanan yg sedap sampai menjilat kaki, that's totally tolerable. But I want good service. And most importantly, good price. I would bargain for less for that kind of food and service.

p/s: Tengskiu Abang Botak for teman me balik Kay Bee. And for driving all-the-way too :p