Kakak Tercantek Di Dunia

Nak tau wat me and my sister did on Syawal d 2nd?

WE WENT TO A CARNIVAL~!!

ROYAL MELBOURNE SHOW!

 

 

 

My favourite photo of the day, taraaaaaa...!

Look at her face, people. She's full of excitement! She's happy! And the sun and the sky felt the same way too :) When she's happy, im happier :D

Did i mention im the most nicest and lovable and huggable and most beautiful sister ever? I didnt? Thats odd. Well, im gonna say that now. Saye ialah kakak paling baik dan penyanyang dan sedap dipeluk dan paling cantek di dunia. Unbelievable? Believe it. Tak caya tgk la.....

Cantek kan????????????? See, i told u!

Saya tak sangka saya popular

Confirm la tak popular pon kan. Tapi.........

Check this out people:

My flickr hits the 10,000 count of visits last saturday!! Yeeehaaaa!! Why is this a big thing? Cos im not good at taking photos. I like to perasan-perasan my photos are all cantek giler dan berlagak dgn adik2. Padahal tak cantek pon. Weeeeeeeeee~!!!

Kalau tak percaya sila click here to go to my flickr page :D Response hanya untuk komen2 memuji sahaja, komen2 tidak memuji adalah tidak dialu-alukan. Hehehehhehe :p

You know who you are..

Why things have to change?
Why did you leave me when i still need you?
Why cant we go though the hurdles together? Me and you..
Its never the same without you..
I miss your presence..
I miss your company..
I miss you..
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BIBIK DEWI


Bibik yang gembira ketika membakar satay. Pernah ke tgk bibik eksaited macam bibik ni? Takde kan?

Eh lupe plak bibik tak boleh bace. Takpe, bibik balik la malaysia, nanti Nadiah bacekan ok? Eh lupe lagi, bibik tak reti bace. Hahahahha!

Post Yang Sama Seperti Orang Lain

Post raye.. Hihihihi....

Well, nothing much this year, flew to Melbourne to Raya with Aishah the Princess. Im amazed by my ability to tidor tak ingat dunia dlm flight 4 jam pergi dan 4 jam balik. Depart, pejam mata, bukak mata je dah sampai. Hebat kan?

Baiklah, mari lihat gambar bercerita...

Suci murni muka di hari raya pliss. Tapi limited untuk hari raya pertama sahaja. Raya kedua syaitan dah terlepas. Kakak cantek dan Adik princess dah menanggalkan topeng kecantikan.

Will update later. Chow babeh. Gudniteeeeee :)

Uselessness

To all the losers out there, please, stop reading up all the articles and writings on how to know when a man/woman likes you, or when a guy/girl had enough of u, or how to know when he/she started to get bored, or what are the hints and body language when one like/dislike you.

You know. And i know u know. These are all rubbish. Please stop being in denial. The only way to know the answer to all those stupid questions is a stupid simple short question. A close ended, yes or no.

And no, if he/she is calling you every freaking day, that wouldnt mean he/she likes you, neither will it meant he/she dislikes you.

And no, if he/she is not calling you Baby or text you 1,849 times a day will not mean he/she is not into you, neither will it meant he/she is in fact chasing you.

Bottom line, ask. Every individuals has a unique way of expressing themselves. Some are verbal, some are not. Some are physical, some are not. Some are full of emotions, some are secretive.

Again, please stop taking all these stupid articles in those women magazines seriously. Just freaking ask, loser.

Ok, dah ngantuk. Nite.

p/s: Was just reading Cleo and Cosmo. Menyampah plak tgk mende2 article dan soalan2 bodoh yg reader hantar. Get a life, bitch! Go watch Beyonce, or climb K2 or dive in Great Barrier Reef or donate blood. Watever.

She's single.

The Girl in Hijab., originally uploaded by Sexy.Hippo.

Pretty aint she? Well, at least the eyes are beautiful. Would you marry this girl without even knowing how she looks like? Can someone actually be judged by their eyes?

Credit to xxxx for voluntarily be my model. Ahhh, sudah! Hentikan lakonan mu itu. Kau yg suruh aku amek gambar kau kan Ieka??! (Eh, ter-slip nama plak)

1 Syawal 1430. Marshall Avenue, Clayton.

Balik Kampung... OoooOoo Balik Kampung...

Tomoro will be the last day of Holy Ramadhan. And its to be celebrated with d most important person in my life (petuih! geli aku!) Ms Aishah the Princess. Weeeeeeeeeee~! 

• Korang balik Alor Star, Kota Bharu, Teluk Intan, Johor Baru, Butterworth. I balik Melbourne.
• Korang makan rendang, nasi impit, biskut tat nenas. I makan Fish&Chips dan Hot Chocolate.
• Korang tumbangkan seekor lembu depan masjid. I bermesra dgn kangaroo kat zoo.
• Korang last minute shopping kat Jalan TAR, Pekan Rabu, atau Pasar Payang. I last minute shopping kat DFO dan Harbour Town.
• Korang bermain bunga api dan mercun boom boom malam raya. I main solitaire kat laptop Dell pink gedik i.
• Korang melawat saudara-mara sepupu-sepapat di kampung. I melawat adik dan rakan-rakan di tgh kotaraya metropolitan.
• Korang salam ibu ayah pagi raya. I main sepak terajang ngan adik i tengah hari raya.
• Korang kena bagi duit raya kat anak sedara dan sepupu kanak. I takyah pasal i panganggur! HAHAHAHA.  

Maka terbukti la raya i lagi best kan? (Statement menyedapkan hati)

 

Family, by Sexy.Hippo.

 

Family, by Sexy.Hippo.

Now imagine 3 orang cool kat belakang takde dalam gambar raya ni. Yes, this year its just the 4 of them. Boleh amek gambar atas satu sofa je. Takyah fikir2 sape nak berdiri kat mana. Hehehe.

 

Ok princess, i'll c u at the airport tomoro morning. Wait for ur kakak cantek ok! Jangan lupe sepanduk dan kumpulan kompang juge. Weeeeeee~!

Hot Stuff

U think ur smart? Please remember im a lot smarter.

Ok tukar topic.

Called up Husna to finish up my remaining $47 of credit. I can hear on her end the phone kept vibrating. Asked her why,

N: Bunyi ape tu bitch?
H: Bunyi fon ni la, bitch. Message masuk. Ni dah 5 kali vibrate.
N: Maybe its recurring kot. Takkan 5 message dalam 40 minit. Kental giler.
H: Jap aku check.

tut tut tut tut tut tut (bunyi button henfon)

H: Hey, guess wat it is actually 5 messages
N: Shiat. Giler hot stuff. From who?
H: Il cut the story short. Aku ade 3 peminat. Satu message from Aishah, one each from peminat1 and peminat2, and 2 from peminat3. That totals up to 5 messages.
N: Damn. Bitch.
H: I learnt from the best.

Love u bitch! Forever and always. Ingat, air dicincang takkan putus. HAHAHAH.

Babysitting

Not me. My housemates. The 2 kids are extremely beautiful - Talha and Syifa. Took me awhile to mengorat Talha, baru dia nak bukak mulut. Dah mule cakap, macam... hmmmm.... tak cakap pon takpe, bukan Unty Cantek (panggilan manja) paham pon. Dah la cakap takde full stop kan.

Ku harap panas sampai ke petang rupanya hujan di tgh hari (sila recite cara Karam Singh Walia ok). They were beautiful not for long. Selepas dirasuah dgn susu dan Youtube cerita Dinasour dan Power Rangers dan Bob The Builder serta Dora The Explorer, mereka pon menunjukkan belang. Kesian Makcik Anna and Makcik Intan (i Unty ok) ngan Kak Dilla (sila muntah darah).

Tapi dgn hebatnye Unty Cantek telah berjaya menidurkan Syifa in one freaking long hour. Sila tepuk tangan *clap*clap*clap*

Talha ensem yg tanak cakap langsung mule. Kena rasuah ngan milo baru bukak mulut. Ceitt.

Syifa yg suke main laptop Unty Cantek. Berat tau tak budak ni. Kurus kejap tidorkan dia.

Thanks kiddo. I felt a sense of achievement being able to put u lil rascal to sleep. Unty Cantek is pathetic, i know. Ok kids, Unty Cantek needs to go to bed. Gudnite. Sweet dreams.

Program Angkasawan

If u need space baby, u can join NASA.

Marilah beramai2 menjadi angkasawan!

Chuckies

I have extraordinarily short-lived-focus. So does my passion and attention. In a normal term, i get bored very easily. When i said very easily, i meant, VERRRRYYYY. So please do not intensify the boredom i already had planted in me.

Ok, tukar topic (ceiss, suke hati je tukar topic). Went to Harbour Town with Dilla today. Wanting to buy sneakers (sila jangan berpura2 takde kasut plis). Meet up Faiz Brobob there. Pasrah je teman 2 perempuan cari kasut.

Since they dont have fancy Keds anymore, i ended up with All Star Light sneakers. Purple ones. Hehehe. Welcome your new brother, all my Keds - Yellow Camel, Blue Owl, Green Koala, Beige/Red Cherries, and Black Stripy.

Comels kan? Size 9 plis. Kalau agak2 boat mati tgh laut boleh la buat paddle.

Check out the price. $89.99, down to $59.99, and a further 20% discount. Being a good accountant, i can tell u its $47.99.

Sila jeles. Chucks for $47.99.

Ok, si cantik nak tido dah. Nite.

Ringtones

Im not sure wat people try to prove having a super fancy ringing tones on their mobiles. Annoying kau tau tak? Lagu sampai 3 minit padahal text message je. Apekah??? Pastu main sms ngan boifren dari LRT KJ sampai Gombak, maka sepanjang2 tu la aku dgr ringtone lagu jiwang tangkap leleh kau tu.

It defeats the purpose, u know. Ringing tone is just an alert to let u know that some asshole-boifren-of-yours are calling/messaging u. Not an alert to let everyone-in-the-freaking-train knows that your not-so-mart-either-boifren is calling/texting u. Really. Kan boifren kau dah jadi mangsa. Salah siapa?

And yes, this kid is cute. But please, pleaseeeeeeee, not for ringtone. Tak cute langsung. Seriously.

And btw, its 9/11 today. Takde kaitan. Watever. Bye.

Absent

Im old. I fight no more.

Good Day

Its a fairly warm day. Woke up to a nice 8 hour sleep. Drizzled on a sunny day. Morning rainbow made my day, yippieeeeee~! Dan boleh keluar rumah di pagi hari tanpa memakai jacket (^.^)Y

And i just realised its 090909 today. A date where all penyanyi2 murahan malaysia dan pelakon2 drama spektrum kawen. I bet mesti ramai orang kawen hari ni. Save sikit hape, kawen on wednesday afternoon, sape nak datang kan? Prepare makan for 100 org pon lebih2 agaknye. Buat potluck sudey.

Tapi saye tanak kawen hari ni. Saye nak browse voluntary work in Africa, atau teach English in China, atau mengajar anak orang asli menyanyi. (Takde mende lain ke nak buat hah?!) Pada masa yg sama, saye juge kena ingat bahawa saya masih tax accountant, dan masih ade kerja sampai 30/09/09. Maka, sila sambung buat kerja.

Chow babeh!

Happy 090909!

p/s: Its somewhat a World Day of Interconnectedness. Whatever that means.

Oi Oi Oi~!

Feeling aussie. Reminiscence of good old days. EVERMORE. Aussie rules! Oi Oi Oi!



I see the light surrounding you
So don't be afraid of something new

I see the light surrounding you
So don't be afraid of what you're turning into

Banksia

So, i bought a flower for myself. A red banksia to be exact. I'm no pathetic. I liked it so i bought it. Wat's a big fuss? Why should i wait for prince-charming-riding-on-a-white-horse-with-golden-cape to come and bring some eternally-bloomed-immortal-shiny-blood-red-roses?

You are pathetic. All you do is sitting, waiting, wishing (hey, aku minat Jack Johnson, suke hati la~!) for this prince charming to come, and its clearly uncertain. Even if he is going to turn up at your door, how would you know he's a decent looking guy? Can you assure me that he's gonna ride on big strong horse? Are you certain he's gonna bring you the cream of the crop? You're sure enough he's coming for you not your sister? Hell you dont.

I ain't gonna wait till it rains on a hot summer day so i can see the rainbow. I'll draw one if i have to.

If you think flowers would cheer up your day, buy one for yourself, bitch.

Pesta Bunga Liar Perth

Fav shot of the day:

Im feeling talented again. Im falling in love again. Thanks Captain Pandora. You stood by me.

Wanita Hari Ini

For walking purposes, please wear apropriate footwear. Also, please plan your journey ahead. Rokeby Road is freaking long, and no, its not 5 minutes away from the bus stop.

Next time, please make your reservation first. Witch's Cauldron (in Subiaco) is a super awesome place. It was full. Really. We were just lucky.

45mins was worth the wait.

Vegetarian Full Breakfast babeh.

Scramble eggs on toast, Grilled Mushroom, Baked Beans, Asparagus, Potato Cake, Grilled Tomato, extra Smoked Salmon. Awesome of the awesome-ness.

Macadamia buttermilk pancake with maple syrup, cream, and strawberries :)

Nisha's super cool orange aviator and wildflowers for Anand **Namaste unty**

Sexyhippo and her new purple sunnies

I want one of those.

N: Nisha, tell me. How many people on earth have u met in this world that is overly-excited over unemployment?
Ni: ONE. Just one.
N: So its just us. 2 unemployed bitch having breakfast in Subi.
Ni: Yes.

Practise Makes Perfect

Slept at 3am woke up at 12pm. Sila berlatih untuk menjadi penganggur berjaya. I have lots of plans already. First thing i did when i was told kompeni bungkus was SILA HABISKAN DIVING COURSE ANDA OK. Then browse for trip to Gunung Kinabalu, one night climb, sunrise and all. Amat awesome. Then came Phuket. Hey, skrg Phuket ade bungee jumping, sila jangan look down terhadap negara jiran yang banyak transexuals tu dan industri utama ialah sex.

Its tak puasa day, with all the tak puasa girls. Pegi city untuk membeli belah. Again, practise menjadi penganggur. Ended up with only Energizer AA batteries for Captain Pandora. Im not a good "Shopper", hope il be a good "Jobless-er". Pray for me :p

Aktiviti bermain litip kaler merah menyala kat kedai make-up pastu pose gedik-nak-kena-lempang-kat-depan-salesgirl

Oh, lupe. We had sushi for lunch. Sila jeles.

Ok, nak tido dah. Esok pagi nak gi breakfast dgn Nisha. Sila jeles lagi skali.

Nite. Bye. Muah muah. Hugs. Kisses. Lick. Slurrrrrrp.

Loser

When everyone else was enjoying long holiday after high school,
I was struggling in college,

When everyone else just started college,
I was working my ass off in uni.

When they were in agony finishing up uni,
I was already travelling around in exhaustion in real people's life,

Now, they are all polishing resume's looking for jobs,
Im already unemployed.

Old, not married, no job, no income.
And loving it.

p/s: Nasib baik cantek. Thanks.

Adik Saye dan Boifren Beliau

Mereka ialah cupezzzest couple *sila cakap sambil moncongkan mulut*. Awif Moto Moto dan Aishah Gloria. Teringat when they started going out. August 2008. I was still in Melbourne office. Terpaksa main Roda Impian ngan Husna kat office, since she refused to tell me his name, nanti kakak princess marah (sejak bile takot ngan princess hah?)

N: Tell meeeeeeeee! Bitch!
H: Kenotttt!! Nanti Aishah marah! Bitch!
N: Since when u care? Bitch!
H: Since last nite. Nanti dia tanak cerita pape dah kat aku bitch! *AS IF. Tolong, keluarga Wan bermulut besar ok.*
N: Ok, kite main Roda Impian. So its me guessing. Not u telling.
H: Ok. So here we go. _ _ _ _ /_ _ _ _ _
N: Gimme an A
H: Mane boleh. Takde markah lagi. Vowels kena beli, takleh pilih.
N: Giler Halim Othman. Kecoh je. Fine. Gimme an R.
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H: A R I F / F A L I Q
N: Kan Senang bagitau dari tadi. Penat aku bermain Roda Impian. Menang 255 markah bukan dapat peti sejuk pon. Watever. Thanks anyways bitch!

Kakak cantek doakan kamu berdua kawen dan dapat anak gemut2 ok. Kalau tak kawen aku kejar korang paksa kawen. Sila kawen ok.

 Eh, silap, ni cume bontot awif. Percubaan awif menulis ARIF AND AISHAH WUZ ERE (hey, mesti la cara asrama, maka perlu eja macam ni)

Inilah mereka. Posing konon2 chumel di tepi cliff.

Cupezzz kan mereka?

Chow babeh. Kakak cantek kena kerja.

Graduasi

Kenape orang graduasi kena amek gambar dengan rak buku palsu?

Tgk, takde kan rak buku palsu?

Tak boleh ke amek ngan rak buku sebenar kat library? Atau mungkin amek gambar outdoor kat tasik ke, kat taman mane2 ke. Dan senyuman semuanya plastik. Boring. Tak boleh ke senyum sampai telinga? Atau buat muka2 bodoh? Ala, satu shot je muka bodoh. Apa salahnye. Kan?

Dari kiri, Belom-Kawen, Fahmi-Nak-Kawen-December-Ni, Ghofur-Dah-Dpt-Baby

Shit im old.

**Graduated June 2007. Kena paksa attend graduation ceremony. February 2008.

Selamat Datang Musim Bunga

Hope it wouldnt be too cold anymore :)

**Photo from 2005 archive. Zaman muda-mudi. Tulips Festival @ Araluen.