I was mean I know..

.. but theres only one word was I awaited

.. and that shouldn't be too complicated

.. 5 letters, one word to be delivered

.. nevermind, it has been you decided

S.O.R.R.Y

I am mean..

..dont tell me ur surprised.

Out With The Retards

Place: Sungai Congkak

Instrument: Fenderina

Lead Stunt: Abang Botak

Supporting Retard Stunt: Baby Mumu

Supporting Retard Stunt 2: Ashley

Stunt Artists Preparing

Pendekar Tiga

Cross Between Mr&Mrs Smith dan Aksi LihatlahLubangHidungku

The RunningOutOfPose Pose

Lihat mukaku, gembira kan?

Encem kan? Hik Hik Hik

2nd Place: Hot Spring

Puteri Ashley

Nasib baik dah tukar baju. Kalau tak ade yg terjun tu kang.

SexyHippo pakai skirt. Retard hell.

Then proceed to Curve, tgk Sherlock Holmes. Sumpah best giler hell. Lunch at Paddington and dessert at Theobroma. Calling it off with a freaking 5 long hours of karaoke. Oh, jangan tanye kenape video tersebut ialah gelap. SexyHippo tak terfikir nak bukak flash (-_-") Sikit je record pastu bateri fon abis.

Meri Kissmes

Ho Ho Ho!

Traffic on chrismas eve sucks ass!

Macam tahi!

U noe tahi?

Everyone's going party in Sunway Lagoon, OU, Curve, Star Hill.

U noe wats odd?

They'r all Malay.

Kisah di Labuan

Adik lelaki telah melanggar roller kat kedai runcit. Ala, roller blind yg pakcik kedai tu letak depan kedai supaya cahaya matahari tak masuk, so tak silau. Ingatkan dalam citer2 prank je org terlanggar mende2 camtu. Nasib baik ade Permai Polyclinics, ala2 separa serious gak la, kena cuci pastu kena glue.

Owh, ini gambar kakak2 kesayangan yg gembira. Cam takde kaitan, I noe.

Kay Kay

Siri gambar bercerita:

Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, 19-23 Dec 2009.
Photos taken from 3 cameras :D

p/s: No photos from Labuan.

Low Cost Carrier Terminal

Nak dendam ngan makcik cuci toilet LCCT. Nampak line skit punye panjang, boleh la nak duduk2 dulu ,tukar2 kasut, tgk2 cermin betulkan rambut, baru nak alihkan the "Cleaning in Progress" signboard. Pastu boleh tgk2 sambil buat muka "Hey im in power here! This is my territory! Selagi aku tak tanggalkan board ni korang takleh masuk! MUAHAHAHHAHA"

Damn you!!

Oh, nasib baik toilet dia ade toilet-seat-cleaner. I love that shit. Boleh digunakan tanpa was-was (^.^)Y

Wedding Gifts

Here's one thing.

I never bring any gifts when attending weddings.

Why?

Because theres thousand of gifts on the table. One missing wouldnt hurt.

Plus.

With thousands of wrapped boxes there, i doubt the newlyweds would even remember which is mine; neither would they appreciate it as much.

Maybe im a lil wrong with the appreciation part.

Our guest house in KB now is loaded with presents, gifts, boxes, hampers, envelopes. And believe it or not, my dad made my brother note down who gave what. Each and every one of them. They were all documented.

Still.

I dont bring gifts to wedding. Execption to group present. I have no issue chipping in for gifts. Just that shopping for presents isnt my thing.

Again.

With all the boxes left unattended at home, im thinking. If i were to get married one day, can i have this one line written on my wedding card "PLEASE CONTACT THE BRIDE-TO-BE FOR CONFIRMATION OF GIFTS. OTHERWISE, ONLY CASH IS ACCEPTED. THANKS."

This way, no gifts will be wasted and all will be highly appreciated. Its a win-win situation. Hik hik hik.

p/s: Accepted gifts includes Food Processor, Coffee Machine, Vacuum Cleaner, Oven Toaster, Microwave Oven, Non-Stick Pans/Pots, Samurai Sharp Knifes. Oh, for probly a group of 5-10, they can chip in and buy washing machine or medium-sized fridge. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!

Happy New Year!

Selamat Tahun Baru, 1 Muharam 1431.

Azam tahun baru ialah:

• Mendapat kerja baru yang bergaji besar dan kerja short hours dan dekat ngan rumah dan ade boss yang baik.
  
  
  
• Bergembira setiap hujung minggu dan makan makanan yang enak dan menggemukkan.
  
  
  
• Menghabiskan semua perfume yang masih bersisa kerana mahu beli perfume baru. Marc Jacobs Daisy here I come! FYI kali terakhir membeli perfume ialah June 2007, ketika baru habis belajar, 8 botol perfume 100mL from Aussie babeh.
  
  
  
• Kembali ke berat badan normal. 68kg. Nothing more nothing less.
  
  
  
• Mengurangkan pembelian kasut2 yang bercorak binatang dan buah-buahan.
  
  
  
• Membeli original copy of Windows 7.
  
  
  
• Bangun solat subuh sebelum matahari berkata hello kepada dunia. Lepas tu tido la balik kan.. Hehehe.
  
  
  
• Pergi breakfast at Cameron Highlands, minum tea dan makan scones with fresh cream and strawberry jam.
  
  
  
• Paling ter-important, saye nak hepi hepi hepi! HEPI itu perasaan yang best!
  
  
  

Banyak lagi.. Tapi tak ingat dah. Nanti kalau ingat saye sambung ogeh!

Again, SELAMAT TAHUN BARU!

Ok fine!

Il do the proper way to earn cash.

Yela, yela. Nak cari keje la ni. Tak nampak ke hah?

Went through job street, nothing interesting.

Went to GE website, theres a few analysts vacancies in the States.

Clicked apply.

Attached resume.

Then they asked for cover letter.

Damn i just remember i dont have one.

Clicked cancel.

Next time la cari keje.

Its 4.00 am.

Time to get beauty sleep.

Gudnite people!

I need cash!

And i know one great way to get instant cash.

Like... A lot of them!

I wanna get married.

People give cash on wedding day.

Like.. A lot!

Like really.. A lot lot lot!

You can't escape me.

Walaupon suare awak tak sehebat David Cook, but me likey. Ahaks!

Kanak2 Di Atas Umur

Hepi besday kazen ipar dan kazen kesayangan! Anda dah berumur 21 tahun. Sila bangga. Oh, sila kawen cepat2 juge :D Hehehehhehe..

Sarah & Roy. He's 2 days older, born 12/12/88. Photo from Terry Fox Run 2008.

Aktiviti Berfaedah

Cube teka ape adik lelaki buat di hari perkahwinan abang kesayangan..

Adik kesayangan menjadi mangsa keganasan kakak cantek.

Adik kesayangan memperkotak katikkan cermin mata abah.

Eh lari topik. Hah, dah teka ke blom?

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Ye, adik lelaki kesayangan membaca buku doraemon pada hari perkahwinan abang kesayangan. Berfaedah kan aktiviti tersebut?

Kependekan

Im short, so?

Ketinggian

Went high-heels shopping with the sisters.

Both of them stood at 5'7".

Im equally tall. 5'3" (-.-')

Saw this one strappy-gladiator-like heels.

3 and a half inches heels.

Nice.

Adik kesayangan said "Tapi nanti tak tinggi sgt ke aku? Nanti org ingat aku gergasi"

Kakak kesayangan said "FUCK THE SHORTIES!"

*Terasa sendiri

Kegemukan

So I was watching The Biggest Loser Asia, audition round.

10 out of 10 auditioners (please pretend this word exists) teared their eyes up to get in.

Pathetic.

I don't get it.

If you're fat, get teased and stared at, fuck it. Tease them back and stare back. And yell out "FUCK YOU SKINNY ASSHOLE!" Whats the big fuss? And eye for an eye. Pfffffft.

I still don't get it.

Why fat people normally have low self-esteem? Wat makes you think oversized creature has the only tease-able traits? People make fun of Lollipops too. Oh, those are the creatures that have Bust:Waist:Hips ratio of 1:1:1. And Baldie too. And Blackie too. And Whity too. And Amputee too. And Hairy too. U name it, fat-ass. People ragged people. All of them.

Make me understand. Please.

Ur fat. Like hell fat. Like morbidly obese. Ur humongous. U have 70% body fat. U felt shitly ugly, extremely unattractive, and awfully awful. And u wanna lose weight. Thinking u'll be prettier and attractive and full of awesomeness. Hey if ur ugly, ur ugly. Bottom line. Changing ur body size doesn't change ur beauty. Even if u think it does, get ur fat ass on ur damn car and drive to Fitness First, get that damn  gym membership and start working out, asshole! Stop whining and winging! And please, I don't believe it when u said u'v tried working out and not losing weight. Bull shit.

And I still don't understand.

Maybe I won't. Coz I'm SEXY HIPPO. Also known as KAKAK CANTEK.

Thanks. Bye.

Samat Ari Raye :)

 

Ini ialah ibu dan bapa. Takde gambar family. Semangat kekeluargaan agak kurang tahun ni. Hehehehehe.

I Won't.. Ever..

Ever... wear those ugly kebaya. Wat was wrong with the tailor? Kenape jahit kebaya aku jadi short sleeves pastu ade lace-extension? Shit, wat on earth were u thinking???!

BURUK ok!

Paham?

Sila Bangga

I've updated my resume.

Finally.

After 7 freaking weeks of pure nothingness.

And I've sent one copy to Deloitte.

Ahaks!

Lagu Cinta Yang Penuh Keju Pt.2

Versi Bahasa Kebangsaan

Belaian Jiwa – Carefree


Aku Cinta Padamu – Sheila Majid


Keabadian Cinta – Anuar Zain


Seiring Sejalan – Sharifah Aini


Sayang Menyayang – Jamal Abdillah & Fauziah Ahmad Daud

I seriously couldn't think of any other than these. Sume lagu melayu berunsurkan putus cinta. Damn you malays.

Lagu Cinta Yang Penuh Keju

Cheesy Love Songs:

When a Man Loves a Woman – Michael Bolton


My Destiny – Jim Brickman


Always & Forever – Luther Vandross


Can You Feel the Love Tonight – Elton John


Can't Help Falling in Love – Elvis Presley


Have I Told You Lately – Rod Stewart


Tonight I Celebrate My Love – Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack


PS I Love You – The Beatles


How Deep Is Your Love – The Bee Gees


You’re Still The One – Shania Twain


Happy Together – The Turtles


Unforgettable – Nat King Cole


More Than a Feeling – Boston


You Are the Sunshine of My Life – Stevie Wonders


When I Fall In Love – Nat King Cole


All My Life – KC & Jojo


Have I Told You Lately – Rod Stewart


Everything I Do (I Do It for You) – Bryan Adams


Can’t Smile Without You – Barry Manilow


What say you? Are these songs good for a wedding?

Drive Safely

Pernah tgk orang drive go-kart pakai satu tangan?

Tak pernah?

Go Genting.

Celcom Sucks Ass~!!!

Shit! No network coverage for 2 hours last nite!

Not cool!

Angel In Disguise

Adik saye memang suke berpure2.

Hi Ellen.

Walaupon badan kau macam jantan, keras macam kayu, jalan pon terkangkang, aku tetap cintakan kau.

Love,
SexyHippo

Mari Kawen? Part Two

I love weddings so much I need a continuation for Mari Kawen.

Lets start with all those hantaran. Really, why bother? A handbag with-some-flowers-decorations-on-some-silver-dulang-with-some-ugly-laces-and-ribbons-given-on-the-wedding-day are no different to a handbag I bought off the shelves in KLCC probably the week after, rite? It will serves the same function, as much as will it look identical. So why bother?

Same goes to shoes, watch, make-up sets, cakes, etc. I still don't understand the simbolic of having all these. Say if I want to give a rm50,000 Chopard watch to encik suami, really, why can't I just buy one off the retailer and give it to him? On our wedding day, but when the ceremony's over, in the room off the closed door. Kenape kena tunjuk kat semua orang what I bought for him? Apekah faedahnye?

Sama macam duit hantaran. Kalau nak kasi RM1juta sekalipun; helo encik, pernah dengar Maybank2u? Or normal cheque would do. Why do I need to show the whole world?

Once, when I said I wouldn't need to use my brother's dulang hantaran for my wedding coz I will not have any; Mama told me "Ingat ni wedding koboi ke tanak hantaran?" As for me, on my defence, I'm telling you I'm trying to be more civilised than those cowboys out there that throws pointless ceremony; and gain nothing.

Ok fine, let's put it this way. Those girls, their dreams eversince they started thinking; is to be a princess one day. To look like a drag queen super-pretty and extravagant, to wear beautiful dress, and be the centre-of-attention. This is their satisfaction, their ultimate goal. Lets not talk bout the guys. I don't care what they think. I'm talking bout me. And me, my ultimate goal is to travel to Africa and work in New York different. I never want to look like princess. But I do want to get married and have a family. Just without the princess part.

I hate how people perceived the duit hantaran as the bride's value. I heard someone said before "Hey, takkan nak mintak rm5,000 je, ko tu graduate, at least rm10,000" or "Kau takleh cakap ko tanak duit hantaran, nanti org tu ingat ko ni dah takde value". Fuck the value, people. What, kau pakai Net Present Value for capital budgeting that measures the excess or shortfall of cash flow ke untuk value aku? So here's the deal. If you really think you should give me what I'm worth, I'm going to be nice and ask for the least. Nak the whole Island of Mauritius please. Owh, and Gua Niah too. Boleh kasi ke? So this is the ultimate reason kenape aku tak mintak hantaran. Either those or nothing at all. Simple.

There's a lot more. I'll put up Part Three when I get the mood to write.

Thats it for now.

Love,
Princess Nadiah. 

Wrinkles please go away

I frowned in front of the mirror today. I have 2 lines on my forehead. It used to be super-tight, wrinkle-free. And I think I have crow-feet and laugh-lines too.

Man I'm old.

I'm 23 years and 3 months today.

I think the number of lines on my forehead are depending on how many years of age I am beyond 21.

So by 10th August 2010, I might have 3 lines.

Damn it!

Kakak Cantek & Abang Henskem

Teman abang kesayangan beli specs kawen. Ya, bukan baju kawen dan kasut kawen dan sampin kawen saje ye. Specs pon kena beli specs kawen. Baru la kawen!

Cantek kan?????????????????????????

Bedside Story

Besides the *lava lamp, my favourite bedside items are those photo frames :) Nothing fancy, just good old memories.

Man, this photo is ancient. Mas and asma were still around. Back in 2004 i think. Photo frame was farewell gift from Dee. Well, really it was her going back to Msia for good, and she bought gifts for everyone. Sweet. And aneh too :p

This one is quite recent. Taken on my graduation ceremony on Valentine's Day 2008. The frame was again a gift. Doorgift for all the graduates that day. See the name engraved at the bottom part of the photo frame? It spells "Curtin Alumni" :)

Gedik pose from Wan sekeluarga. All the girls; SexyHippo, MamaHippo, Husna Pretty, and Princess Aishah. This was taken back in December 2007, during raya haji in Alor Star. And yes, this photo frame too was a gift from Aisyah, for my 21st birthday :D 

There's another 3 photo frames. And why aren't they here on this blog? Because I look aweful in those. Heheheheheh.

Ok mau pegi airport sekarang~!

Penang here i come~!!!!

*Later I'll post a story on the lava lamp :p 

Mungkin Saye Patut..

... mula mencari kerja.

4 hari yg lepas....

We stopped at Benta for lunch on our way back from KB. Abang Botak was high on petai and patin masak tempoyak, when he suddenly...

A: Eh, mane sume petai pegi? OMG

N: Jangan pure2 bley? Awak dah abiskan sume kan. Pegi la amek lagi.

A: Tanak la. Nanti OD.

N: OD?

A: Yeah. Overdosed.

N: OooooOooooo.....

Believe it or not, I'd actually thought OD is Overdraft. Pasal tu la bunyi nye pelik jek, ape kaitan makan petai ngan overdraft? Mungkin saye rindukan bank reconciliation dan adjusting journals. Damn.

p/s: Should or should not? Deloitte Australia. Immediate vacancy.

Cleaning Up Again

So feyonce ajak pegi tgk Cuci, and i said Yes. Hehehehehhe. I have too much money too much time to spare babeh.

Upper tier, I can see the orchestra this time :p

Lihat lenganku, besar kan?

Ms Feyonce. Bandana survivor plis. Tolong la.

Getting use to the phone camera. Tak bese la camera kecik2 ni.

 We think we're sexay, so?

 Hug me babeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Flying off to penang on friday! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party on the moon?

Ok, so Shah Rukh Khan owns few acres of land on moon.

Like u can build a house there.

Imagine this.

Its new year.

You're hosting a party.

U send out invitation cards.

------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi, people! I'm gonna have a party on new year's eve. Lets rock the place babeh! You are invited alongside your partners. Below are the details:

Date: December 31st 2009
Time: 8pm onwards
Dress Code: Watever keeps u moving babeh!
Address: Moon. Yes, u read it right, i live on the moon.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Bodoh kan?

Hey Missy

Saye cintakan Pete Murray.

Saye cintakan Missy Higgins.

Kalau diorg kawen anak2 mereka akan jadi extremely-musically-talented-Aussie-children.

One way or another

I have this habit. I want something, I asked one question so the other party would deliver that statement instead of me. I guess thats just typical lazy-ass, super-demanding person. Nak berlakon innocent.

N: U tak penat? Tanak lunch?

A: Takpe la, kenyang lagi from breakfast*

N: Tapi I lapar.

A: Cakap je la u nak makan. Haishhh.

See, konon2 nak berlakon berhati baik dan konon2 ade courtesy nak tanye if encik-temankan-i-balik-kampung lapar, padahal sendiri mau makan. Hehehehhe. Hentikan lakonan mu itu :P

*FYI, breakfast makan nasi, pastu makan roti cotek 2 ketul okey. Gemut!

Kay Bee

Went back to Kay Bee (kena la eja camni, baru hip) last thursday night. Promised MamaHippo to teman her food tasting for Hilmee's wedding.

Appointment was on saturday afternoon. Husna and I had this thought of a long table full of food, then unleash the scavengers within dan berlari2 memakan makanan yang enak2. Sangkaan kami meleset. Food tasting itu rupanya ialah aktiviti merasa makanan yg sudah dipilih dan mengkomen kalau rasa dia tak enak.

The verdict:

• Ikan goreng with plum sauce - Rase macam boleh suruh Husna goreng ikan tersebut dan mencurahkan sweet chilli sauce, dan garnish.
  
  
  
• Dalca - Saye berjaya mencari 2 biji kacang dal di dalam kual dalca tersebut. Dan rasenye sedikit manis.
  
  
  
• Ayam masak merah - Too sweet. Mungkin encik chef tgh emo dgn isteri dan telah menuang sebotol sos tomato ke dalam masakan tersebut.
  
  
  
• Daging kerutuk - Keras nak mampos. Over-flavoured. Too much spice. Too salty too.
  
  
  
• Udang sambal - BERJAYA!! Lazat.
  
  
  
• Acar - Takde kaitan persaudaraan dgn lauk2 tersebut. Like "Hey, ape ko buat kat sini?"
  
  
  
• Buah - Kaler pucat semacam je. Tak semenggah btol persembahan mereka.
  
  
  
• Service - Lambat omaigod.
  
  
  

 Overall, I wouldn't go for makanan yg sedap sampai menjilat kaki, that's totally tolerable. But I want good service. And most importantly, good price. I would bargain for less for that kind of food and service.

p/s: Tengskiu Abang Botak for teman me balik Kay Bee. And for driving all-the-way too :p