..i wore runners on the plane. Shit. Hodoh giler pliss. Imagine budak gemuk wearing yellow t-shirt, grey skinny jeans, and RUNNING SHOES. Fashion police! Please arrest this girl!
p/s: Its so cold Downunder :(
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
2 Hot Girls and a Coffee Place
Eh lupe plak kat Ros. Hahahahhaha.
N: Nanti aku ade anak aku nak suruh dia kawan ngan anak ko, aimee.
A: Aah, anak kite kawan pastu kite suruh anak2 kita buli anak ros.
R: **Memandang kami dengan pandangan hina**
Britney, Beyonce, SexyHippo
Semalam gelak tak berenti. Aku teringat ko menari lagu Britney pakai baju Zorro, ros. HAHAHHA
2 Hot Chickas. Single and available. Mau? Sila email kan borang permohonan ke Kementerian Pembangunan Wanita. Surat menyurat tidak akan dilayan.
Was given teka teki yang terhebat by Abang Jay. Ye, Abang Jay ialah ayah Aimee. Haha.
A: Ade satu dusun yang besar ni. Sume buah ade. Semuaaaa tau! Kecuali 2 buah. Cuba teka buah ape yang tak ade.
Aimee adalah younger, female version of Abang Jay. Damn.
N: Nanti aku ade anak aku nak suruh dia kawan ngan anak ko, aimee.
A: Aah, anak kite kawan pastu kite suruh anak2 kita buli anak ros.
R: **Memandang kami dengan pandangan hina**
Britney, Beyonce, SexyHippo
Semalam gelak tak berenti. Aku teringat ko menari lagu Britney pakai baju Zorro, ros. HAHAHHA
2 Hot Chickas. Single and available. Mau? Sila email kan borang permohonan ke Kementerian Pembangunan Wanita. Surat menyurat tidak akan dilayan.
Was given teka teki yang terhebat by Abang Jay. Ye, Abang Jay ialah ayah Aimee. Haha.
A: Ade satu dusun yang besar ni. Sume buah ade. Semuaaaa tau! Kecuali 2 buah. Cuba teka buah ape yang tak ade.
N: *Berotak kuning* Aku dah tau! Mesti buah dada. Kan? Kan? Kan?!
R: Buah kepala! *ape ko ni ros?*
A: Salah. Jawapan nye ialah Buah Cempedak. Pasal buah cempedak di luar pagar. Dan Pisang Emas. Kerana pisang emas dibawa belayar.
N: *Gelak macam syaitan*
Aimee adalah younger, female version of Abang Jay. Damn.
Saye suke!
Im pathetic i know. Its just Happy Birtday song. But i love it. Suke! Suke! Suke! Terima kasih :)
p/s: Saye tahu awak tak mandi, tak tukar baju, terus main gitar lepas sampai rumah from KB kan? Hehehe.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Neighbour
I was in F10. You were in F12.
I despised you. You despised me too.
I told you I hate you. You told me you hate me too.
Now,
I love you. You love me too.
We are so gay.
Ape masalah ko hah? Takde ke gambar ko yg tak bangang hah?
Sekarang ko faham tak the true meaning of "Beauty"?
I despised you. You despised me too.
I told you I hate you. You told me you hate me too.
Now,
I love you. You love me too.
We are so gay.
Ape masalah ko hah? Takde ke gambar ko yg tak bangang hah?
Sekarang ko faham tak the true meaning of "Beauty"?
Love u babe. Miss Aimee Shazana Shahir. Kem salam Abang Jay ok. Hahaha.
Chow =)
Chow =)
Monday, August 10, 2009
Don't Blame Me
Saye mintak awak tunjuk gambar awak ade rambut tapi awak tanak tunjuk kan? Maka saye kena guna imaginasi saya.
I like your glasses. Retro la. Owh, patut la, its the 70's. Hehehe.
Herbal Essenses? Atau perapi tanpa bilas Sunsilk?
Kalau awak grad high school mase tahun saye lahir, macam ni la rupe awak eh?
Awak macam Nick Carter la. Backstreet back alright!!
K nak mandi. Chow. *sambil membayang kan Abang Botak nyanyi lagu As Long As You Love Me*
I like your glasses. Retro la. Owh, patut la, its the 70's. Hehehe.
Herbal Essenses? Atau perapi tanpa bilas Sunsilk?
Kalau awak grad high school mase tahun saye lahir, macam ni la rupe awak eh?
Awak macam Nick Carter la. Backstreet back alright!!
K nak mandi. Chow. *sambil membayang kan Abang Botak nyanyi lagu As Long As You Love Me*
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Awak Hepi Tak?
Saye hepi :)
Went out with Abang Botak at noon. Went lunch all the way at Pantai Sri Tujuh, near Pengkalan Kubur (romantik juge awak ye?). We ate belut kanak-kanak (ye, belut tu kecik, macam belum akil baligh). Then went strolling along the beach (drama je lebih ni, takde la strolling pon, jalan 2 minit je, panas gilers kot).
Went back home, picked up baby brother (adik lelaki kesayangan), and went bowling at KB Mall. Bowling lane was pretty much like jalan balik kampong Lundang dulu. Belubang2 dan penuh liku2 kehidupan. The bowling ball looks very similar to the full moon. Banyak kawah2 dan kolam2 kering. Watever. Main bukan terer pon. Hehehehe.
This is the best part. Went home to refresh and change. Abang Botak ajak duduk in front of him. He played guitar and sang me Happy Birthday. Saye suke, saye suke, saye suke. Comel. Comel. Comel. :) :) :) ♥ ♥ ♥
Birthday dinner at Four Seasons. With Mama, Abah, Baby, and Abang Botak. Mama gave me gold earing. Saye suke, saye suke, saye suke. Best. Best. Best. Dan saye rase saye dah obese. Hehe.
Went out with Abang Botak at noon. Went lunch all the way at Pantai Sri Tujuh, near Pengkalan Kubur (romantik juge awak ye?). We ate belut kanak-kanak (ye, belut tu kecik, macam belum akil baligh). Then went strolling along the beach (drama je lebih ni, takde la strolling pon, jalan 2 minit je, panas gilers kot).
Went back home, picked up baby brother (adik lelaki kesayangan), and went bowling at KB Mall. Bowling lane was pretty much like jalan balik kampong Lundang dulu. Belubang2 dan penuh liku2 kehidupan. The bowling ball looks very similar to the full moon. Banyak kawah2 dan kolam2 kering. Watever. Main bukan terer pon. Hehehehe.
This is the best part. Went home to refresh and change. Abang Botak ajak duduk in front of him. He played guitar and sang me Happy Birthday. Saye suke, saye suke, saye suke. Comel. Comel. Comel. :) :) :) ♥ ♥ ♥
Birthday dinner at Four Seasons. With Mama, Abah, Baby, and Abang Botak. Mama gave me gold earing. Saye suke, saye suke, saye suke. Best. Best. Best. Dan saye rase saye dah obese. Hehe.
Abah, SexyHippo and Mama
Abang Botak, SexyHippo and Baby Mumu
SexyHippo and Abang Botak with new Arnold Palmer shirt
Im gonna be 23 years of age in 10 mins. 2 years more and il officially be a spinster. Hehe :p
Elephant Glue
Saye tak tau kenape, tapi setiap kali saye pakai gam gajah, mesti akan lekat2 kat jari pastu takleh tanggal. Sekarang, jari berkedut sebab berusahah menanggalkan gam dari jari. You're the best, SexyHippo!
Pertama kali discover gam gajah ialah semasa darjah 4. Buke penutup gam dan tekan. Gam keluar dan berkata kepada diri sendiri *Eh, gam ape cair macam ni. Gam kuat konon. Nak tipu la tu* Kemudian melihat ibu jari dan jari telunjuk telah terlekat dan tidak boleh ditanggalkan *Oh, gam ini tak menipu rupanya*
Pertama kali discover gam gajah ialah semasa darjah 4. Buke penutup gam dan tekan. Gam keluar dan berkata kepada diri sendiri *Eh, gam ape cair macam ni. Gam kuat konon. Nak tipu la tu* Kemudian melihat ibu jari dan jari telunjuk telah terlekat dan tidak boleh ditanggalkan *Oh, gam ini tak menipu rupanya*
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