Fashionista..

.... NOT~!

Of all things I am, one that im sure im not is a fashionista.

I just can't.

Some people have issues where their inferiority gets over them and.......

     "Owh I'm not pretty enough to wear those dress"

     "Owh my legs are not long enough for the skinny jeans"

     "Owh I have huge bottom and my chest are too small for the super nice kebaya"

     "Owh I'm too chesty for the nice fancy t-shirt"

As for me, I never think I'm too big to get dress up. Neither do I think I'm too short or too rounded or too wide or anything T_________T

But my problem is. Everytime I wear pretty dress, or pretty top, or pretty skirt, or pretty whatever.. I looked in the mirror and say "I look too nice and I can't go shopping/uni/lunch/dinner like this. This is overdressed."

Gosh.

How could anyone ever have that thought.

Same goes to fancy scarves. Of which I means tudung/selendang. Not those neck scarves and mufflers. Ko ingat malaysia ade salji ke? And I wonder where mat rempit came from. They always in jumper, jacket, snow cap, and yes, muffler sometimes @___@

I saw all nice shawls everywhere - shops, kiosks, markets, and even blogshops.They are just too nice I can't put them on. Hehehehe. And the way they are worn nowadays, again, too nice too pretty. And very complex too. Complexity level is ..... kalau tibe2 rambut terkeluar sikit pastu nak betulkan tudung, kena cari toilet dan suruh kawan/boifren/suami pegi makan dulu, baru siap. Atau kalau nak pegi solat kat shopping mall, dan nak amek wudhu' yg kena bukak tudung pasal tudung mahal takleh kena air, boleh la suruh kawan/boifren/suami baca wirid panjang2 atau solat sunat tasbih dulu.

Heres easy one I found while blog-hopping...Cara Pakai Shawl. Nak browse baju mengandung sebenarnye. Offroad skit T____T

Still. If I can't put on a tudung/shawl in a car without looking at the mirror, that's not simple enough.

Basically,

I'm just not a fashionista, never will be.

And that's fine. Teeeeheeeeee (^________^)\/

Lately...

I have a lot of things to write.

Macam byk je idea bernas dan menarik.

But thats only when im away from the computer.

When im actually in front of it,

I lose it all.

T_____________T

Hu Ha

I find Malaysian society to be super sensitive. And to be sorry, all the sensitivity are not being utilized at the right situation, on the right person, neither it is on the right time.

Back in the early 90's or late 80's (not too sure bout the timeline, correct me if im wrong), the whole rockband of Wings was publicly getting a haircut by a government minister, cause they said the image of a rockband - those torn tshirt and super skinny jeans and long hair, has bad impact on the society. Seriously. Takkan rockers nak pakai tuxedo rambut gel penuh, belah tepi. Kecoh. 

In late 90's, remember Gil? The cousin of boyband Moffats? He looks pretty much like Rody from Kristal. Muka jambu with long sliky straight hair. Government made him wore a cap/beret to cover his long hair when he did a tour to Malaysia. Reason being, the long hair image is not a good reflection of a decent Malay culture. Kamon la babeh, lagu dia jiwang, stok jiwa2 boleh kawan ngan Dafi AF kot. Again. Kecoh. 

Recently, i was just reading Fynn Jamal's blog. People was criticizing one of her song. Saying the lyrics could lead to unwedded sex and baby dumping. I went to listen to that song. And i remember saying to myself "Really?". Doesnt sound out-of-ordinary, doesnt sound unethical at all. Its just a simple song with simple lyrics. Kecoh.

Oh, talking bout songs. Malaysian society again, dengan bersungguh-sungguh, analyse (as detail as anything could get) few stupid songs and link it to Jewish/Illuminati/Satan. Like really. They watch every milisecond of the video and check every single word of the lyrics. One that i could remember was "Asareje" by Las Ketchup. Cam bodoh sgt je lagu tu. Kecoh. 

Tapi. 

One that makes me wonder. 

Like OMG penat nye aku pikir. 

Kenape? 

Why? 

Arthurs Day is allowed in Malaysia? Bangga gila plak tu. Satu page penuh iklan dia. Nak kata penyanyi Malaysia tak participate, ade je. Nak kata it will be a clean concert? Huh, dalam mimpi pon tak lepas dude. 

Orang buat ceramah kena tahan ISA, orang sambut Guiness Arthur's day takpe pulak. Nak promote Malaysia di mata dunia katanya. Baru global. Baru terkenal. 

Raya Sudah...

Tahun ni raya kaler kelabu. Macam Didi. Tapi Didi takde pulak dalam gambar. Hishhhhhh.

Anyways.

Selamat Hari Raya to all.

May Aidilfitri this year bring you happiness and closer to the loved ones.

Berhati2 di jalan raya. Mane yg nak balik KL tu.

(^___________________^) \ /


Love,
-Si Gemuk yg gembira boleh makan banyak-

Hello... May I Help You?

I feel like writing on customer service in Malaysia. 

Quantity wise, I give 10/10. No other country has more labor than Malaysia does. We might have 10 times more CS reps as compared to any place elsewhere. Note the "might". I don't really know. Im just assuming. I might be exaggerating, like I always do. 

Quality.... Hmmmmm.... I tried to give more than 5. I just couldn't. I couldn't even do more than 3. Its just pathetic. 

Now... 

Mari membincangkan kenape SiGemuk menulis tentang CS. 

Kerana.... 

Saye dah bosan dengan salesgirl, akak kedai runcit, operator telefon air asia, akak jual tiket kat sales counter, akak budget cun keje kat kedai baju murahan kat sunway pyramid, dan akak2 yg rase mereka hot kerana mereke bekerja di kedai2 yg konon2 best tapi tak best pon seperti MNG dan Guess. 

Situasi 1: 

N: Kak, kalau beli tiket over the counter boleh dapat online price tak? 

ABC: Online tu online la! Apsal nak counter plak. 

N: (Cakap "Tak" je kan senang) 

*ABC= Akak budget cun

Situasi 2: 

N masuk ke kedai baju konon2 mahal dan saiz XL ialah untuk orang2 sebesar Husna dan memakai baju kurung selebet kegemaran. AKH memberi pandangan "Hey budak gemuk miskin, ape ko buat dalam kedai untuk orang kurus kaya ni hah?" 

AKH tak sedar dia hanyalah salesgirl. Mungkin belajar pon tahap SRP je. Gaji pon takde la mane sgt. Gelabah kena over. 

*AKH=Akak konon hot

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Banyak lagi contoh. Tapi malas nak type. Hehehe. 

But hey, here's one tip. 

It works everytime. Like really.

Speak english. Throw some accent. Any accent would do. 

Malaysian CS seems to show more respect towards English speaking people. For watever reason. 

Mr & Mrs Hippo

Gambar kawen dah siap :D

Owh, BabyHippo is on the way. Hehehe

Kukis Resepi

Im not a big fan of cooking... Just thinking where's the best place to save recipes. Put it up on the blog would be handy :D For whatever reason, the recipe doesnt come in english :p

Ingredients:
(make 112 cookies)
- 2 cawan mentega
- 4 cawan tepung
- 2 sudu kecil baking soda
- 2 cawan gula
- 2 cawan gula merah
- 5 cawan oat - kisar dlm blender
- 1 sudu garam
- 4 biji telur
- 2 sudu kecil baking powder
- 2 sudu kecil esen vanila
- Chocolate chips - optional
- Cadbury bar - optional
- 3 cawan "chopped nuts" - optional

Directions:
Gaul mentega, gula dan gula merah.

Tambah telur dgn esen vanila.Gaul2 dulu lepas tu tambah dgn tepung, oat, garam, baking powder & baking soda.

Tambah chocolate chips dgn ape2 jenis kacang kalau nak letak.

Bentuk bulat kecil, jgn lama2 sgt nnt choc chips cair jadi tak cantik.

Letak atas tray - letak jauh2 skit pasal biskut tu akan jadi leper masa baking.

Bakar 10 minit - 375degree celcius