Look What I Found!

Sila lihat betul2. Pegi amek magnifying glass ke reading glass ke. Tgk btol2 tau.

Darjah satu berat ialah 17kg, tinggi 110cm. BMI ialah 14. Sila bunuh diri.

Darjah tiga ballooned up sampai 32kg, pastu tiba2 naik tinggi sampai 130cm.

And i wonder.

Without steroid,

Will my height be even 160cm as i am today?

Maybe.

Without steroid,

I'll be 148cm, 43kg.

Eh, sama tinggi ngan ko la Phat!

HAHAHAHHA!

Holy City

Just came back from umrah trip.

Awesome :)

Pendekar Pendekir

Kenape pendekar melayu dalam drama2 murahan sume rambut panjang?

Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat dulu sume rambut panjang ke?

Mungkin zaman dulu takde mesin cukur rambut.

Tapi filem zaman Nordin Ahmad pendekar sume rambut pendek elok je.

Oh. Ni Mawi. Macam shit kan?

Oh.

Theres one drama pendekar kat TV. Ade Hang yg berlima tu.

Tun Fatimah pon ade. Tau sape yg berlakon?

Nora Danish.

Even in baju kurung she doesnt look Malay kan?

Mungkin Tun Fatimah ialah pan-asia. Who knows?

Mungkin penjajah british telah berkahwin ngan mak dia.

Mungkin... Tapi mungkin tidak juge...

Persoalannye...

Why am i writing all these?

Working Woman

Last day at office was September 30th 2009. Have been bergembira menghabiskan duit eversince. Man it has been a lil over 5 months. I’d underestimate myself. I thought I would have 2 months of pure nothingness and I’ll be bored to death. I gave myself 3 months max to just sit and do nothing. Boy I was wrong. I’m still enjoying myself.

My short term cash is running out yeah. Tipu la kalau tak, kan. Ingat duit aku macam air Coke kat Subway? Refillable? But hey, what the hell. I care no more. I wanna do what I wanna do. Currently, I wanna do nothing. And its pure fun. Nanti duit abis I keje ogeh? Hik hik.

There’s one thing I miss tho. No, not those accounts. Hell no. Balance sheet, profit&loss statement, trial balance, tax returns – these makes me sick *puke*. I miss wearing shirt and work pants and high heels. I miss looking like a working woman. People thought I’m a college student everywhere I go. Mmg la, dah ko lepak tgh2 hari buta, mane ade org keje kuar mase office hour ngok! Oh well, I think I look good in office attire.

Owh, theres another thing too. I miss looking at my bank account decreasing and increasing every month. A nice pattern to look at. Now it has been downhill eversince October. Asyik kurang je. Tak tambah2 pon.

Ups and downs.

U know wats "kiraan menurun"?

Have u heard of it?

It sounds odd in malay, i know.

Oh wait.

No.

It doesnt sounds odd in malay.

Just that...

...Malaysian translators are plain dumb.

"Countdown" does not equal "Kiraan menurun"

Equation is wrong.

Formulae is wrong.

Its just plain wrong.

Why oh why?

I was updating my guests list.

Ok I lied. I dont have one. I invited everybody.

I was getting everyone on Facebook to send me their address via facebook mail.

So I can just copy and paste those addresses and arrange them in Excel Spreadsheet.

Then i'll print it out and paste it on the envelope :D

Pemalas. I know.

Anyway.

Here's my point.

I thot it'll be that easy.

But its not.

Ramai lagi orang takde facebook rupanya.

Cikgu Lela takde facebook.

Alin pon takde facebook.

As, Ayong, Zura, Dee, Elli, Nazman, Kamel, Liyana, Malissa, Mimi, Naim, Niesa, Nurul, Rina, Sarah H, Aiman... Sume takde facebook.

Kenape?

Kan dah kena antar message banyak2.

Pastu kena type masuk Excel.

Malas. Tau?

Aik

Dah lama tak update.

Wow.

Busy.

Ok tipu.

Prepare nak kawen.

Ok tipu lagi.

Asyik cari kerja.

Ye la, ye la. Tipu lagi tu.

Sibuk main sms ngan encik tunang.

Hah, ni tak tipu.

Sibuk kuar dating tiap2 minggu.

Ni pon tak tipu jugak.

Lately ni macam malas nak nak type kat blog ni. Type text messages lagi best. Hehehe.